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Sunday, June 13, 2010

Dodger stadium!!!


I LIKE CHEESE ok sorry that was random... well the heck with it its a good way to start off the day so please take this moment to at least say in your head i like cheese. 
  ok so here we go.
Dear persons or magical mangos who make chocolet pudding for a living and bath in it,
ok i am VERRRRRRRRRRRy exicted, depresed and now that i mention it cinda hungry, bacause IT WAS JUST MY BIRTHDAY!!!!! I know i know i probably sound crazy, but its cinda natural for m because my family is cinda coco for coco puffs if you kno what i mean.

 ANYWAY I went to dodger stadium with my sister, dad, and a friend of mine and wait wait for it.... SCOT SHIELDS GAVE US BALLS!!
! Ok that sounds REALLY rong, but he DID HE
 GAVE ME<>
He came up to us and my friend was all "PLEASE give me that ball, i just got the colors mixed up!" (FYI she had blue on her face like mwa) he askedmabey 50 TIMES who she was routing for and finally she said dodgers AND SHE GOT THE BALL! EEEPPPPP!!!!!! Then we left to show my dad, and when we came back he said "heyy wered you guys go? here" HE GAVE MY SISTER AND I A BALL!!!!! i almost fainted, like that guy on hells kitchen *shivers* 
Then later in the game we all scremed MANY!!!!!!!! And sure anough MANY RAMEREZ TURNED 2 US AND WAVED!!!! DURING THE GAME ! THAT NEVER HAPPENS! THATS LIKE GEORGE BUSH GETTING HONERED AS ONE OF THE BEST PRESENDTS  EVER IT JUST SHOULD NEVER BE DONE! but it happened 2 us!!! :D EEP! 

 Oh ozzie ozborn and his wife were there, because it was like cure day or something for kids er people with cancer with btw was VERRY depressing when we got there early to listen to peoples story's! UGH!
 
Anywho he made this song SCREAM for the cure and he got on the field and he said SCREAM! EVERYONE in the WHOLE stadum was SCREAMING at the top of their lungs, and we broke a wreckard for the most people making the loudest screams or something like that, but i can assure by the end of the game my throt was ready to get some roses an fall on its back in its pine box.
 
Well I have to go I want to read "The Catcher In The Rye" some more i totitally love how hes cinda rasist or pregidust in his own goddam way. ok soo ya im done here. HEYY i got an idea WHY DONT YOU GO HAVE AN ARTICHOKE there really good! and did you kno there atchully a flower? ya its awesome.
sorry for that i just think everyone should learn something new everyday.
                                         TOOTLES!!!!!:D

Sunday, May 2, 2010

school



OH MY GOODNESS!!!!
ok right now i am so exited im probably gona start jumping up and down till i cant feel my feet then fall get in acoma and dream about flying monkies!!!!!isint that exiting? 
anyway, you kno how I told you in my previous blog how i have a C in math and science a
nd i hate my teacher, well geuss wat ya just geus dont read on till you geuss or a magical phosphate will come to you in your sleep and stea
l ALL OF YOUR BANNANS!!!hehe like the banana? 
 
Ok did you geus? ok you better have, I GOT A B!!!!I worked so hard on like 4,000 tests (and btw i gt an A on that est and I DIDNT LOOSE MY NOSTRILS YA!) and got great grades on them all!!!:D! SO now i have a B in math and science!!!! YA!!!
Lets start a new segment of this blog called WEIRD VOCAB WORDS!!!! 
ok word #1.


wana know whats my favorite words? ok well one of them, ROQUEFORT!!!!!! it means a trademark for a strong french cheese with a bluish mold!!!!! dosent that mean blue cheese
? OMG i just leanred something new today!!!!! Roquefort means BLUE CHEESE!!! ok mabey not. But its amaizing now i cn ask for roquefort at a cheese store YA!!!
Word #2.

distillery!!!!!try to say that one 10 times fast!its a awesome word for a place that makes liquor, a place were alcoholic liquors are distilled. haha i wonder if it stinks at a place like that haha.


You know what im in the mood for a bubbly bath im gona go.-> ->->->->->->haha


I hope you liked my blog, whoever you are, PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE, comment and folow me thank you!!!!!!

Wednesday, April 7, 2010

school, charlie the bannana king, bannans, haiti, hippies, stupid teachers, and old eggs from 2007!!!!!! YA!!!!

OK hopefully I wont bore you so badly Ur ears really WILL hang low wabble to and through tie in a not and get tied in a bow. No but really read this its good!

This week my teacher informed myself and my entire class that we have a math test on Friday. (I h8 this teacher like i h8 eggs from 2007 that smell like old cheese, baby barf and fly poo.) Only after we finished the homework, he said we were so good that we should take the test the next day!!!!!!!!

Now if your like me and have a C in a class and all As in the others u are probably going to stand up, start wetting Ur pants, going bananas, or jump on the table scream @ the top of your lungs and rip the text book in half. OK well the last one is Cinda out there like right next to Pluto, which by the way STUPIDLY ISN'T A PLANET ANYMORE!!!!!! I mean it's sad enough for him to be all alone and dark, and pretty much emo but now hes not even a planet!!!!! That's wack almost as wak as charlie the banana king on youtube eating a squash.

Anyway were was I????? Oh yes my stupid teacher and my stupid test and my stupid life. So now I have to study so hard I'm probably gonna loose my nostrils and then be screaming and running frantically into the street and getting hit by a car. YOU SEE WHAT SCHOOL DOES TO YOU?! Its just not healthy. But theres nothing we can do now. Stupid Benjamin Franklin mad SURE of that.

Hey at least Hatti just got $58,000,000,000. Its like people think that if they fix Haiti were gonna like stop global warming and have world peace and all that other stuff hippies dream about. Sorry hippis, but unless Obama gets super powers and some nice tights that don't make his butt look big, then were still gonna have bad things in this world, its just as none fact.

I don't mean don't help Haiti, I mean I help Haiti like every day I'm just saying $58,000,000,000 is A LOT OF CASH for a place like that. But what do I know, when I was four i got a beed stuck up my nose, hey its not my fault, well it Cinda is. Oh Never mind.

OK sorry if i boar ed you but hey you just killed like 5 Ur 10 minutes so your welcome! OK now I'm going to stop boring your brain into thinking lamas can fly so bye. Sorry that made no sense what so ever.

P.S. what should I write about next???